Original Tip #9 - If tree's, TV's, or other objects try to consume your children, save as many as you can and then get the hell out of the area.

Isn't that why people have multiple children? That way, you can lose a couple and still propagate the family genes. Of course, this tip is talking about Poltergeist. Say what you will about its lasting cinematic value, but I remember being freaked out as a kid - and isn't that why we like horror flicks? Speaking of Poltergeist, and more specifically the sequel (appropriately named Poltergeist II - The Other Side) - was anyone else creeped out and given horrific nightmares by the gaunt old preacher man? I'm still creeped out by this guy. Are you familiar with the Poltergeist curse? Seems like one of those times where the story behind the story is creepier than the story itself.